Palisades High’s varsity football team may have lost last Friday night’s nonleague game against Santa Monica, but it learned something in the process: Raymond Elie is not your traditional pocket passer. Sure he can throw all right standing still, but against the Vikings he proved to be far more effective on the run. The Dolphins’ junior left-hander completed 13 of 23 passes for 186 yards and two touchdowns and his performance not only earned respect from teammates, it also convinced head coach Leo Castro to change Pali’s offensive gameplan. “In the first two quarters we weren’t moving the ball at all,” Castro said. “It was three-and-out every series and it was starting to look like the first game [against Sylmar]. So I finally decided to just open things up, run a two-minute spread offense and have some fun. I only wish we’d gone to it sooner.” With time winding down in the first half and Palisades trailing 14-0, Elie used his uncanny scrambling ability to engineer a seven-play, 73-yard drive, ending with a four-yard pass to wide receiver Ryan Henry for the Dolphins’ first touchdown of the season. Mitchell Schwartz was a stone wall on the offensive line, never once allowing his defender to slip by him. Baker had three receptions for 58 yards, Henry had three catches for 44 yards and Henry Argueta caught three passes for 36 yards. Robert Gillett rushed for 22 yards and intercepted a pass by Vikings’ quarterback Ryan Katz. Behind the running of Louis Adeyemi and E.J. Woods, Santa Monica (2-0) carried a 24-7 lead into the fourth quarter. Though it was able to move the ball consistently in the second half, Pali was its own worst enemy, losing a fumble at the Vikings’ two-yard line. Finally, with a minute left in the game, Elie found Deonte Baker in the corner of the end zone for another score. “We respect them and the athletes they have,” said SaMo head coach Michael Burnett, whose team plays Venice next. “We dominated them physically with our running game, but their quarterback caused us some problems. He’s a good player and we couldn’t contain him.” Santa Monica improved to 12-6-2 in an intersectional rivalry that began in 1979. If there is a soft part of the schedule for Palisades (0-2), it might be the next three weeks, starting with Friday’s nonleague game at South Gate. The frosh/soph game begins at 4, followed by the varsity at 7 p.m. Frosh/Soph Palisades hung tough with an older, bigger SaMo junior varsity team for three quarters until a 100-yard interception return on the first play of the fourth quarter propelled the visiting Vikings to a 20-0 victory. Dolphins quarterback Alan Ferguson completed 11 of 20 passes for 150 yards and Milton Strausberg caught six passes for 70 yards. Jerald Ingram added two catches for 17 yards. The game was delayed almost 30 minutes when Pali’s Lazarian Rankin broke his leg in a pileup and was taken by ambulance to Santa Monica UCLA hospital. Rankin will miss the rest of the season. “We doubled our yardage from the first game,” Pali head coach Calvin Parker said. “Mistakes are what beat us today. We’re 0-2 but we’re a tough 0-2 team. I say we’ll get a win Friday.”
Recipes for a Heavyweight
Mogan’s Cafe Owner Keeps Boxing Contender Hungering for Title Shot
One never knows where his profession might lead. David Williams found that to be the case this summer when an unexpected phone call turned into the opportunity of a lifetime. Williams spent the last several months living at Brookdale Caesar’s Resort in Pennsylvania’s Poconos Mountains cooking for heavyweight boxing contender Wladimir Klitschko, who was training vigorously for his fight against Samuel Peter, which takes place this Saturday night in Atlantic City. Klitschko had met Williams’ friend and fellow Palisadian George Billauer through a fundraiser for Billauer’s quadriplegic son, Jesse. When the six-foot, six inch Ukrainian told Billauer he was looking to hire a cook for his upcoming bout, Billauer immediately recommended Williams. “We talked for awhile when he was in Germany,” Williams said of his very first conversation with Klitschko. “He had already talked to a couple of other people, but I sent over my resume and before I knew it, he had chosen me. I think it’s because he loves Italian and that’s my specialty.” Williams, the head chef and owner of Mogan’s Cafe on Palisades Drive, also coaches the Palisades High boys soccer team. His temporary assignment has kept him from witnessing his daughters’ first days at Paul Revere Middle School and Palisades High, but he is glad he decided to accept it. “This whole experience has rejuvenated my cooking juices,” Williams said. “It’s increased my own self-motivation because I’ve never met anyone as self-motivated as him. He gets up at the crack of dawn every morning to run four or five miles. His discipline is just incredible.” For this fight, Klitschko hired Hall of Famer Emanuel Steward, who was Thomas Hearns’ longtime trainer and has worked with numerous world champions, including Oscar De La Hoya, Evander Holyfield and Lennox Lewis. Yet while Steward and the rest of Klitschko’s camp (consisting of assistants, a physical therapist and six sparring partners) were housed nearby, Klitschko picked Williams to be his roommate. “We lived in a townhouse much like one you might see in the [Palisades] Highlands,” Williams said. “I had my own room and a bathroom downstairs. When he wasn’t in the gym, there wasn’t a whole lot to do to pass the time other than a lot of movies and conversation.” Spending nearly 24 hours a day with the boxer, Williams got to know Klitschko well and admitted that what began as strictly a business relationship developed into mutual respect. “At first I looked at it as just a job, but it’s amazing how well we get along and he’s become a genuine friend now,” Williams said of Klitschko. “He’s a learning machine. He just takes everything in. And he actually speaks very good English, although he knows about five other languages, too.” Williams was in charge of monitoring Klitschko’s calorie intake and preparing three meals a day for the entire camp. Although he talked to the fighter before the start of training camp, Williams said much of what he did was based on trial and error. So how much food does a heavyweight in training eat? Williams provided the following example of a typical day’s menu: Breakfast: Chicken sausage fritalta (an Italian omelette), green tea and cottage cheese. Brunch: Fruit, such as watermelon and bananas. Lunch: Garden salad with baby green lettuce and strips of grilled filet mignon. Or… chicken with white bean soup, grilled lamb chops with roasted bell pepper, corn relish with celantro and herbed basmati rice. Appetizers: More fruit, like tangerines and nectarines. Dinner: Bruschetta appetizer with goat cheese; grilled filet mignon with balsamic vinegar honey glaze with mushroom and roasted garlic mashed potatoes. As for dessert, Williams said one of his mother’s recipes–raspberry cheesecake–is Klitschko’s favorite. Other meals the Palisades’ culinary expert frequently prepared were oatmeal, pork, fish, lamb, veal and shrimp cocktail. “The hard part for me wasn’t so much the cooking, because I do that for a living,” Williams said. “It was having to constantly come up with new combinations of foods so that he didn’t get tired of any one thing but, at the same time, all of the right nutritional needs were met.” Williams will fly back to the Palisades on Sunday, the day after the fight, but he may be asked back to training camp before the end of the year–this time to cook for Wladimir’s older brother and current heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko, who lives in Bel Air. “This is a great opportunity to show that I can fight and I can fight pretty good,” Klitschko, who has professional record of 44-3 with 40 knockouts, said at the pre-fight press conference. “Everybody knows Samuel Peter is a new guy, a new generation, with a lot of wins. He’s been a nightmare for his previous 24 opponents so it should be a good fight for the audience to watch.” Steward, who is known for his ability to find and exploit weaknesses in an opponent’s style, predicted a knockout victory: “I’m excited about this fight. Peter has a lot of aggression, a lot of fire and a lot of spirit. He’s like a young Mike Tyson, except he’s more physical. Mike was able to neutralize his handicaps because of his great speed whereas Peter just overpowers his opponents. On the other hand, Wladimir is a world class fighter. He’s a gold medal winner in the Olympics and he’s had almost 50 fights, which a lot of people don’t realize. I gave up a lot of opportunities in the last year with a lot of different fighters because I have a lot of confidence in Wladimir. I believe he’ll win by knockout in three to seven rounds.” Saturday night will be the first time Williams has ever sat ringside at a live boxing event and he hopes it won’t be the last. Though he would not guess the outcome, Williams said he believes Klitschko is in the best shape of his career. “The whole training camp was so scientific, so strategic,” Williams concluded. “Everything was monitored–from his diet, to his workouts, to his sparring–everything. I know Wladimir thinks he is as ready as he can be and that’s the most important thing.”
Edna Hogan, Former Resident
Edna Minard Hogan, a former longtime resident of Pacific Palisades, died on August 25 in Rancho Mirage. For over 25 years she and her family lived at 387 Arno Way, before she and her husband retired to La Quinta about eight years ago. Born in Chicago, Illinois, Edna married William Joseph Hogan on June 26, 1965 in San Gabriel. She was an educator in the Glendale School District after graduating from Marquette University. She taught in Glendale and La Crescenta for approximately 10 years, and then at Corpus Christi School in the Palisades for eight years, specializing in remedial reading. She also tutored children with special education needs for many years. Edna was a member of St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church and its women’s auxiliary in La Quinta, St. Ann’s Guild in Los Angeles and Mabel Mosler Auxiliary in West Los Angeles. In addition to William, her husband of 40 years, she is survived by her daughter, Laura Hogan of Altadena; her son, Peter Hogan of Pacific Palisades; and her sister, Elizabeth Kauth of Seattle. A Mass will be celebrated at 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, October 1 at Corpus Christi Church. The family suggest that donations be made to the Susan Komen Foundation.
Library’s Teen Advisory Group Holds First Meeting Sept. 29
By DIVYA SUBRAHMANYAM Palisadian-Post Intern The Teen Advisory Group (TAG) at the Palisades Branch Library will begin meeting again next Thursday, September 29 at 5 p.m., after a summer hiatus.’The TAG, its existence unknown to most people, was created in the spring of 2004 by Brad Allen, the teen librarian. The board meets once a month on Thursday afternoon, and more frequently in the weeks leading up to a special program. “I’m looking forward to getting it up and running again,” Allen says, “and I hope to see some new faces.” The town’s teenagers are invited to participate. Allen, who began working at the library in September 2003, says his goal in starting the group (which has equivalents at many other Los Angeles branches) was to “try to meet teens in the Palisades branch who are interested in doing something for the library or getting involved in activities.”‘ Last year’s group set up events such as teen movie nights (featuring “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “The Princess Bride”), and workshops that taught salsa dancing, cartooning, filmmaking, and more.’ Programs are funded partly by Young Adult Services of the L.A. Central Library, and through generous support from our local Friends of the Library. Unfortunately, says Allen, “teen turnout hasn’t been that high.” Some activities, instead of attracting the target teen audience, draw much younger children. TAG member Stephi Magur, a senior at Palisades High, offers an explanation: “We don’t have enough people to think of and plan these activities properly.”‘Publicity is one problem, she says, and “we want more diversity in our opinion” to ensure the events really do appeal to teens. The ideal TAG, says Allen, “would have a core of people to help set up programs and raise attendance” by bringing in their friends and their friends’ friends, and so on.’This year, Stephi wants to “try to bring more of the teens to the library instead of going to the Third Street Promenade or Westwood.” Allen agrees, saying “we need to be providing services that people actually want.”
Honorary Mayor Steve Guttenberg Aids Hurricane Victims in Houston
(Editor’s note: Actor Steve Guttenberg, who serves as the honorary mayor of Pacific Palisades, flew to Houston on September 6 to help for five days with hurricane relief efforts at the Astrodome. This is the first of two reports that he filed to the Palisadian-Post about his experiences. We will have more space available for next week’s story.) By STEVE GUTTENBERG Honorary Mayor I was in New York with my family when I began watching the Katrina stories on television. Like everyone else, we all were shocked and saddened. I was honored to be King of Bacchus at Mardi Gras in 1991 and my whole family and many friends spent a week of glorious partying in New Orleans. Since then, I have loved that city, as I know anyone who ever visits it does. Watching the aftermath of the storm, my Mom and I thought the same thing: flying to the region and helping. After several days went by, I felt that going to Houston would help, so I bought some gloves and heavy duty shoes and flew down to volunteer. After checking into a hotel, I caught a cab to the Astrodome, where the entrance was bustling, like a little city that had sprung up overnight. I went up the escalator to the Relief Center, where I found the volunteer table and was given an orange wrist band, then sent off to orientation. There I meet 30 new inductees, and we were instructed about various safety issues. They stressed wearing gloves, using the hand sanitizer, and being helpful to everyone. Lots of people were depending on us to take our jobs seriously. My first job was to go around the Dome and find all the cots that were not being used, then bring them to an area where other volunteers in masks and rubber gloves would clean and sanitize them for new “guests,” as the Red Cross person described them. They were not “refugees,” he emphasized. This was their home, and we should treat them that way. When I went down to the old stadium floor at the Dome, it momentarily reminded me of the days when the Oilers played football here. But this was not a sports event, this was real life after a natural disaster’tough and heartbreaking. I was once in a film called “The Day After,” which was about a nuclear holocaust. There was a scene where the victims of this nuclear war were housed in a great gymnasium in Lawrence, Kansas. And as I walked into the Astrodome, it was identical to the movie. Life imitating art.
Safety Concerns at Palisades Bowl
Most of the residents who were evacuated from 12 units in the Palisades Bowl mobile home park in January after heavy rains caused the hillside behind the park to move and the streets to buckle, have returned to their homes. However, some of them are concerned about safety and health issues at the park as a result of the still un-remediated damage. In February, the Palisadian-Post reported that more than 10 inches of rain triggered a crack at the top of the Asilomar bluffs, which in turn severely damaged the foundations of at least seven mobile homes in the park, located just north of Temescal Canyon Rd., off PCH. Retired engineer Abul Rashid, who lives near the corner of Terrace Drive and Shore Drive, was one of the tenants evacuated by the Los Angeles Fire Department. Rashid re-occupied his unit in July, though he said he did not receive an official note from the Bowl management stating whether or not he could return. “I am here but still don’t have any gas,” Rashid told the Post Tuesday. Rashid’s home, however, suffered less damage than some of the units on Terrace, just north of Shore, where the hillside slid farther down to the homes. A visit to the site on Monday found “Road Closed” and “No Trespassing” signs along that street, which is higher than the level of the units and has been covered with gravel. Electrical wires surrounding the homes are tied to trees. A walkway to one home was disconnected from its main unit and another, tilted home had a significant crack in the center, where the earth below is visible. Most of the homes in the Bowl, which contains 178 mobile homes, are held up by dozens of 4-foot-high pylons’some metal and others concrete. Rashid, who bought his unit about eight years ago, said he is a little worried about the foundation of his house, but his real concern is the dirty-looking water that drains from the hill and collects along the front of his unit. “It’s not very healthy,” he said. “I’m really worried about the accumulation of mosquitos.” Rashid said he mentioned the water to the management more than a week ago but nothing has been done about it. Yet he is more optimistic than some of the other tenants affected by the rain damage who are living there without gas and are unsure whether the work being done on the hillside is to their benefit or not. Construction workers in skip loaders are active on the hillside, which is scattered with pipes. “They’re digging holes and putting a well there to [remove] the water from the hill,” Rashid said. “They’re also putting in more drainage pipes and trying to clean up the hill.” Diane Scott, park manager, declined to comment on the work but said that, in terms of securing the hillside, “the recommendation that is on the table from an expert geologist is on hold right now, thanks to the [California] Coastal Commission.” Scott confirmed that residents have moved back in but said, “We were never officially red-tagged, and it was the Fire Department that came in and enforced the evacuation.” Scott added that she is not in a position to prohibit tenants from returning to their homes: “Those who have moved back in have done so at their own will.” Meanwhile, Captain Bill Ernst of Fire Station 23 visited the site this week and told the (Continued on Page 3) Post, “I didn’t see any signs of life or cars. The only car was in the corner unit. I’m sure [the homes] are still condemned.” He added that if people are living there, they’re “probably living there without utilities.” The mobile home park was sold September 1 to a new owner, Eddie Biggs, who told the Post that he hasn’t been there since he closed escrow but that he is aware of the damage done to the Terrace Drive area. “I understand that they’re a little unhappy,” he said, referring to the tenants who have moved back in. “We’re supposed to get together to meet with them.” Biggs confirmed that he is in the process of getting a permit from the Coastal Commission to repair the hillside. He also said the former owner, Fred Keeler, “started repairing the hillside because he had a permit from HCD [the California Department of Housing and Community Development].” The HCD is one of 16 departments within the state’s Business, Transportation and Housing Agency. L.A. Department of Building and Safety official Luke Zamparini informed the Post Tuesday that the state, not the City, has jurisdiction over mobile home parks. “The City’s involvement with mobile home parks is pretty much limited to inspecting electrical meters they hook up to,” Zamparini said. The state’s mobile home ombudsman, who is only available between 1:30 and 2:30 p.m. Monday through Friday, could not be reached before our Wednesday deadline.
Pali Principal Martinez Faces Tough New Year
Photo by Rich Schmitt, Staff Photographer
When Palisades Charter High School principal Gloria Martinez began her second year this fall, she rejoiced that she wouldn’t be preoccupied with charter renewal, following approval by the L.A. school board in June. But the job of a high school principal leaves little time for basking. This month, Martinez welcomed a record 2,746 students, 100 more than last year, and just 16 shy of the school’s capacity. She also added financial decisions to her duties as she assumed the job of executive director while the board seeks a replacement for Jack Sutton, who resigned last June. As an independent charter school, PaliHi has control and responsibility for the facilities, budget, personnel and curriculum. Simply put, the executive director is responsible for the external business of the school, while the principal concerns herself with the internal workings. So far, the search committee has received a dozen or so applications and will close the process September 30. Martinez said that she hopes to find an office on campus for the executive director, who will report directly to the board of directors, as will she. Meanwhile, Martinez must focus on the increased student body, which affects every aspect of campus life: curriculum, student achievement and safety. “Classes are fuller, the average size is 40,” says Martinez, who admits that more classrooms are needed. Some teachers are handling six classes a day, and students are not always assured the classes they want. “But, if you increase your classroom space, you increase your capacity, so this is a more complex problem than it appears to be.” A large student population also strains the school’s personnel and infrastructure. This year, the areas that are off-limits to students have been demarcated with bright yellow lines. “We like to keep the students in the same area,” Martinez says. “They are not allowed on the second floor during lunch because of the limited supervision, and there are no trash cans upstairs.” Seven faculty members, three campus aides, a security coordinator and a fulltime campus policeman keep their eye on the quad during breaks. Martinez is most vigilant about the students’ social and academic progress. She is especially committed to monitoring students who may have learning issues, social problems or language difficulties. Teachers and administrators have adopted a number of programs designed to help students achieve the goals set out for the year. Known by different acronyms, these plans teach study skills, vocabulary, note-taking and tutoring. There are study teams that assist struggling students. The school has also allotted money for special education students, who make up 5 percent of the student body. “Last year, 500 seniors graduated and 90 percent of them went on to a two- or four-year college,” Martinez says. “AVID (Advance Via Individual Determination) classes strive to make that 100 percent.” In order to ease the journey for incoming freshmen, PaliHi introduced 100 incoming 9th graders (out of a class of 850) to a bridge program this past summer, a kind of summer camp that helped kids socialize and meet the teachers. Martinez herself participated in the second session of the camp, which included hikes, community service, and a sleepover on campus. A native of Whittier, Martinez joined the Pali staff with 17 years in education. She began teaching Spanish at St. Bernard High School, a racially diverse co-ed school in Playa del Rey, where she remained while pursuing her master’s degree and Ph.D. After taking over the vice principal’s position at Malibu High in1996 she made sure that she always taught at least one class’a practice she would like to resume at PaliHi. As principal, Martinez has many constituencies to please’students, teachers, administrators, board members and parents. “My strength is communication, but I would like to develop that more with parents,” says Martinez, whose manner is inviting, her eye contact direct. “Some people maybe would like me to be more forceful, but my style is to be more reasonable. I like to see what their concerns are, listen and look for a win-win solution.” Now that the charter school is fiscally independent, Martinez points to some obvious advantages. For example, teachers have a say in budget requests based on what they might need in the classroom, and they benefit from professional development seminars and workshops. This year they will also enjoy a 4-percent salary increase. There are ambitious plans for facilities, too, according to Martinez. She hopes that her attempts to have an elevator installed will pay off, while parent groups have already formed to begin fundraising for a new theater building, a swimming pool, an all-weather track and artificial turf for the football field.
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GREAT PRE-SCREENED Nannies available. Let us help you with your nanny search. We are a dedicated, professional agency and we will find the right match for you. Whether you are looking for full-time or p/time, L/I or L/O help, we can help you. Call Sunshine Nannies at (310) 614-5065 or (310) 801-8309 TOTALLY KID’S ENRICHMENT Center now offers all-day care for children, 2 through 5 years old. Limited space. Call (310) 573-7073 F/T BABYSITTER or HOUSEKEEPER avail. Own transportation. Over 5 years experience. Call Maria, (213) 892-8973 EUROPEAN live-in AU PAIRS. US government approved and regulated. Cultural exchange. English speaking. Call Mrs. Fox, (310) 230-2646 OUR WONDERFUL NANNY is looking for a job. Call Angelica, (310) 721- 9799 BABYSITTER and/or CLEANING lady AVAILABLE full-time. I have my own car. Call Norma, (323) 295-5440 or (323) 559-9851 F/T BABYSITTER OR CLEANER available. I can also drive. Call Armida, (323) 217-9686HOUSEKEEPERS 9a
“PROFESSIONAL SERVICES.” We make your home our business. Star sparkling cleaning services. In the community over 15 years. The best in housekeeping for the best price. Good references. Call Bertha, (323) 754-6873 & cell (213) 393-1419 HOUSECLEANING SERVICE. 15 years experience, local refs. Paola Reyes, Juan Flores. Please call (310) 419-0479 LIVE-OUT HOUSEKEEPER available Mon., Thurs., Fri. and Sat. Has own transportation and local references. Light English. Please call Oralia, (323) 228-7788 DO YOU need a HOUSEKEEPER? I am a responsible, honest person with over 5 years experience of cleaning houses & apts. I also have references. Call Elvia, (310) 430-1540, or home, (310) 559-6426, to make apt. EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPER AVAIL full-time. Mon-Fri. I have good references, own transportation & speak English. Call Blanca anytime, (323) 299-1491 or cell (213) 215-7035 HOUSEKEEPER and/or BABYSITTER AVAIL. Monday through Saturday. I speak English, have references and experience. Please call Sophia, (310) 909-3084 or (310) 477-2958 P/T HOUSEKEEPER. Tues, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun. I have car, can drive, have Palisades references. Call Carol, (323) 299-1797ELDER CARE/COMPANIONS 10a
HOUSEKEEPING/CHILD & Elderly CARE. Experienced, CPR & first aid certified with medical backgrounds. Live-in or live-out. Fluent English. References avail. Call (888) 897-5888GARDENING, LANDSCAPING 11
PALISADES GARDENING – Full Gardening Service – Sprinkler Install – Tree Trim – Sodding/Seeding – Sprays, non-toxic – FREE 10″ Flats, Pansies, Snap, Impatiens. (310) 568-0989BRUSHCLEARING 11a
Just Paid a Lot for Brush Clearance? Time to bring in “great grazing goats!” (310) 573-0124MOVING & HAULING 11b
HONEST MAN SERVICES. 14″ van & dollies. Small jobs to 2 bedrooms. Hauls it all. California/Nevada. Over 12 years. Westside experience. (310) 285-8688MASSAGE THERAPY 12b
NATALIE AWARD-WINNING MASSAGE by Natalie. www.massagebynatalie.faithweb.com. Ask about free massage offer. Call (310) 993-8899WINDOW WASHING 13h
NO STREAK WINDOW cleaning service. Fast and friendly. Quality service you can count on. Free estimates. Lic. #122194-49. Please call (323) 632-7207MISCELLANEOUS 13i
REFRIDG-A-CARE. Pull out vacuum dust from behind & under refrigerator. Runs more efficiently, cooler, less energy consumption. Less wear & tear on your refrigeration cooling system. Owen Cruickshank, (310) 459-5485 PRESSURE WASHING. Driveways, patios, walk-ways, garages, dirt, oil, rust, paint and moss removal. Concrete, brick, natural stone. Clear and colored-stain sealer. Craig, (310) 459-9000PET SERVICES/PET SITTING 14g
BE HAPPY TO COME HOME! Trusted house/pet care in & around Palisades since 1986. Educated responsible. (310) 454-8081 PET HEAVEN – TOTAL PET CARE – Training. Walking. Play groups. Does your dog need manners? Call (310) 454-0058 for a happy dog. RESPONSIBLE & Dependable DOG WALKER needed immediately. Two very well-behaved, loving dogs in Huntington Palisades. 1 small male Yorkie and 1 medium female Aussie. Mon.-Fri., 4 to 5 p.m., or 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. Time is NOT negotiable. $50/hr. All ages welcome to apply. (310) 573-6288MISCELLANEOUS 14j
FRESH HOMEMADE MEALS. Personal chef and personal assistant. Reliable & available now. “A lady you can trust.” Call Renee, (310) 500-9809FITNESS INSTRUCTION 15a
NORDIC WALKING. Nordic Walking burns up to 46% more calories than regular walking and is excellent for weight loss. Perfect for all ages. Makes a great gift and get the 1st instructional DVD in the U.S. for only $29.50! Personal Training walking classes and Nordic walking poles avail. Check at www.nordicwalkingonline.com or call (310) 573-9000SCHOOLS, INSTRUCTION 15d
CHILD’S PIANO TREASURE House in Santa Monica. Since 1980! Piano, harpsichord lessons. Beginners or advanced. Call (310) 453-1064. Children, adults. Your home or my studio. SAXOPHONE LESSONS. IMPROVISATION, MUSIC THEORY by professional. Please call (310) 230-0559TUTORS 15e
INDIVIDUALIZED INSTRUCTION. EXPERIENCED TUTOR 20+ YEARS. Children & adults, 20+ yrs teaching/tutoring exper. MATH, GRAMMAR, WRITING & STUDY SKILLS. Formerly special ed teacher. Call (310) 313-2530. SCIENCE & MATH TUTOR, All levels (elementary to college). Ph.D., MIT graduate, 30 years experience. Ed Kanegsberg, (310) 459-3614 MS. SCIENCE TUTOR. Ph.D., Experienced, Palisades resident. Tutor All Ages In Your Home. Marie, (310) 888-7145 EXPERIENCED SPANISH TUTOR. All grade levels, conversational & all ages. Local refs, flexible hours. Please call Noelle at (310) 273-3593 CLEARLY MATH TUTORING. Specializing in Math! Elementary thru college level. Test Prep, Algebra, Trig, Geom, Calculus. Fun, caring, creative, individualized tutoring. Math anxiety. Call Jamie, (310) 459-4722 THE WRITING COACH: Summertime Application Prep Intensives for next year’s graduating high school/middle school students. Private school application essays. College application essays. SAT/ISEE ESSAYS. 5 individual sessions (flexible scheduling/ your home). Extensive experience, success stories, acceptances. MA, Johns Hopkins; former LA private school teacher and Hopkins CTY instructor; writer/ consultant. Outstanding Palisades/Malibu references. (310) 528-6437 SCIENCE & MATH-Get A Head Start! B.S. Biochemistry, SUNY Stony Brook, M.A. Columbia University, Teacher’s College. Certified New York (Westchester) public school teacher, now teaching in LA! Prefer students 7th grade to college. I live in Brentwood, but prefer to tutor at your home. Practice tests available! SAT II subject test coaching! Academic progress monitoring & notebook organization! Alex Van Name, (310) 442-1093 (hm) or (914) 837-0569 (cell) READING SPECIALIST – Master of Education, Reading and Learning Disabilities – Special Education Teaching Certificate: K-12 – Regular Education Teaching Certificate: K-9 – Elementary Education Teaching Experience: 12 yrs – Services provided for special & regular education students of all levels – Academic areas taught include reading (phonics and reading comprehension) writing and spelling – Private tutoring includes assessing the student’s needs, developing an individualized education program and implementation of that program. Palisades resident. Call Brandi, (310) 230-9890 STANFORD-EDUCATED TUTOR. Physics and Calculus (incl. AP), Precalc, Geometry, Algebra, SAT (all sections). Engineering degree. Experience making abstract concepts tangible. Young (-ish) and personable. In-home convenience. References. Chris, (323) 309-6687 SPANISH TEACHER CERTIFIED. 15 years experience. Conversational & writing skills, all levels. Local refs. Pali. resident. Affordable rates. Call Marietta, (310) 459-8180 SPANISH TUTOR AVAILABLE. Please call (310) 617-1115 or (310) 828-5087 PHYSICS & MATH. Experienced UCLA Teaching Fellow, MIT degree, tutors all levels of physics and math as well as AP, SAT I & II and GRE. If interested, contact Dimov, (310) 980-8173 TUTOR TO YOU. Improve your skills in English! Former Pali High English teacher specializing in reading, writing, study skills 10 years in the classroom (elementary through high-school). M.S., Ed B.A., English. California credentials in regular & special education speech and language services for children with hearing loss. I drive to you! Call Shea Thompson, (310) 446-6190CABINET MAKING 16
CUSTOM CARPENTRY – Entertainment Units – Cabinets – Libraries – Bars – Wall Units – Custom Kitchens – Remodeling – Designed to your Specifications – Free Estimates – CA Lic. #564263 – (310) 823-8523 CUSTOM WOODWORK AND CABINETS. Craftsmanship quality, 20 years experience, local resident. Local references available. General Contractor Calif. License #402923. Ron Dillaway, (310) 455-4462. rondillaway@yahoo.comCONCRETE, MASONRY 16c
MASONRY & CONCRETE CONTRACTOR. 36 YEARS IN PACIFIC PALISADES. Custom masonry & concrete, stamped, driveways, pool, decks, patios, foundations, fireplace, drainage control, custom stone, block & brick, tile. Excellent local references. Lic. #309844. Bonded/insured/ workmen’s comp. Family owned & operated. MIKE HORUSICKY CONSTRUCTION, INC. (310) 454-4385 – www.horusicky.com DAN’S MASONRY & REPAIR. Brick, block, stone and concrete. In area for 30 yrs. Big or small-We do it all. (Not lic.). Call Danny, (310) 261-0536 EMR – MASONRY & CONCRETE – (310) 456-0534 – Specializing in Fine Masonry work – Custom Stone, Concrete & Brickwork – Hand-built Fireplaces/tilework – Local References/20 years Experience – CA. State Lic.#451844/Bonded & Insured – Call Eric, cell: (310) 486-1103CONSTRUCTION 16d
PARADISE CONSTRUCTION Building Contractor – All Trades – Lic. #808600. Call (310) 383-1659 CASTLE CONSTRUCTION. New homes, remodeling, additions, fine finish carpentry. Serving the Westside for 20 yrs. Lic. #649995. Call James, (310) 450-6237 PALISADES CONSTRUCTION SERVICES. KEVIN B. NUNNELEY. (310) 454-5029. Local References Avail. Lic. #375858 HOWESWORKS, General Contractor. Improve – Build – Install – Repair. Professional Reliable Service. Happiness Guaranteed. Lic. #858904. Daniel Howe, (310) 877-5577ELECTRICAL 16h
PALISADES ELECTRIC, ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR. All phases of electrical, new construction to service work. (310) 454-6994. Lic. #468437. Insured. Professional Service ELECTRICIAN HANDYMAN. All Phases and General Repairs. Local Service Only (Not lic.). Please Call (310) 454-6849 or (818) 317-8286FENCES 16j
THE FENCE MAN. 14 years quality workmanship. Wood fences – Decks – Gates – Chainlink & overhang. Lic. #663238, bonded. (818) 706-1996FLOOR CARE 16l
GREG GARBER’S HARDWOOD FLOORS SINCE 1979. Install, refinish. Fully insured. Local references. (310) 230-4597. Lic. #455608 CENTURY HARDWOOD FLOOR. Refinishing, Installation, Repairs. Lic. #813778. www.centurycustomhardwoodfloorinc.com. centuryfloor@sbcglobal.net – (800) 608-6007 – (310) 276-6407 HARDWOOD FLOORING. Best pricing. Senior discounts, quality workmanship. Bamboo, maple, oak and laminate. Installation & refinishing. Call for free quote. Lic. #763767. Ron, (310) 308-4988 WILSON HARDWOOD FLOORS. Complete installation, refinish and re-coat. Fully insured. License #380380. Ask for Kevin Wilson, (310) 478-7988HANDYMAN 16n
HANDYMAN, Since 1975. Call for your free est. Local ref. Lic. #560299. Member, Chamber of Commerce. HOOSHMAN (310) 459-8009, 24 Hr. LABOR OF LOVE carpentry, plumbing, tile, plaster, doors, windows, fencing & those special challenges. Work guaranteed. License #B767950. Ken at (310) 455-0803 LOCAL RESIDENT, LOCAL CLIENTELE. Make a list, call me. I specialize in repairing, replacing all those little nuisances. Not licensed; fully insured; always on time. 1 Call, 1 Guy’Marty, (310) 459-2692 PETERPAN – Quality Home Repair -Serving Entire Westside. (Not lic.) Ask for Peter, (310) 663-3633 THE HANDY GUY. Any job, big or small. Over 15 years experience. Lic. #B-858574. Call (310) 216-9034HEATING & AIR CONDITIONING 16o
SANTA MONICA HEATING AND AIR CONDITIONING. INSTALLATION: New and old service and repairs. Lic. #324942 (310) 393-5686PAINTING, PAPERHANGING 16q
PAUL HORST – Interior & Exterior – PAINTING – 51 YEARS OF SERVICE – Our reputation is your safeguard. License No. 186825 – (310) 454-4630 – Bonded & Insured TILO MARTIN PAINTING. For A Professional Job Call (310) 230-0202. Ref’s. Lic. #715099 MASTERPIECE PAINTING & DECOR – Stenciling/Faux/Plaster effects – License #543487 MFA ’84 – Bill Lundby, (310) 459-7362 SQUIRE PAINTING CO. Interior and Exterior. License #405049. 25 years. Local Service. (310) 454-8266. www.squirepainting.com SPIROS PAINTING, INTERIOR/EXTERIOR. Painting on the Westside since 1980. Lic. #821009. Fax and phone: (310) 826-6097. NO JOB is too small or too big for Spiro the GreekPLUMBING 16s
ROBERT RAMOS, Plumbing Contractor – Copper repipes – Remodels – New Construction – Service & Repair – Water Heaters – Licensed – Bonded – Insured – St. lic. #605556 – Cell, (310) 704-5353 BOTHAM PLUMBING AND HEATING. Lic. #839118. (310) 827-4040REMODELING 16u
KANAN CONSTRUCTION – References. BONDED – INSURED – St. Lic. #554451 – DANIEL J. KANAN, CONTRACTOR, (310) 451-3540 / (800) 585-4-DAN LABOR OF LOVE HOME REPAIR & REMODEL. Kitchens, bathrooms, cabinetry, tile, doors, windows, decks, etc. Work guar. Ken Bass, General Contractor. Lic. #B767950. (310) 455-0803 BASIX DESIGNS & REMODELING, INC. WE DO IT ALL – Kitchen & Bathroom Remodeling Specialist – Room Additions – Interior/Exterior Paint – Windows/Doors – Custom Carpentry – Plumbing – Electrical – Call For Free Estimate – Toll Free: (877) 422-2749 – Lic. #769443HELP WANTED 17
MEDICAL ASSISTANT NEEDED for Santa Monica solo family practice. All front and back office duties for full-time position. Fax resume and salary requirements to (310) 593-4316 P/T OFFICE ADMIN SRVS. Work from home with flexible hours. Professional firm seeks organized, conscientious and technology proficient individual to process mail (scan & upload to the Internet), file mail, organize electronic faxes and send out about 150 pieces of mail, organize electronic faxes and send out about 150 pieces of mail per month. Must have sufficient space to accommodate small filing cabinet. Ideal for mom with kids in school. Call Peter, (310) 230-1486 BRENTWOOD Law Firm has an immed. opening for TWO P/T RECEPTIONISTS, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. or 1-5:30 p.m. Great opportunity for students! Studying is OK when phones are quiet! $10/hr. Please fax resume to (310) 471-1043 or Email to DBResumes@aol.com ADMIN/PR. Really great position in Pacific Palisades. Will train, develop and reward. Excellent typing skills a plus. Call (310) 454-0317 P/T FRONT OFFICE in local dermatology office. Excellent people skills. Experience helpful, but we will train qualified person. Trustworthy & dependable. Excellent local references. Fax resume to (310) 454-5027 PART-TIME NANNY wanted. Mon-Fri., 1 p.m. to 6 p.m., to take care of a 2.5 year-old boy in Santa Monica. Light housekeeping. Mandarin or English speaking. Must drive. Call Rachel, (310) 383-5988 PERSONAL ASSIST./CHILDCARE for single Brentwood mom. Seeking enthusiastic, reliable person to help with organization, errands & kids. 2-3 days/wk. $16/hour. Must have own car. Patty, (310) 440-9295 RESPONSIBLE & dependable DOG WALKER needed immediately. Two very well-behaved, loving dogs in Huntington Palisades. 1 small male Yorkie and 1 medium female Aussie. Mon.-Fri., 4 to 5 p.m., or 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. Time is NOT negotiable. $50/hr. All ages welcome to apply. (310) 573-6288 P/T WOMEN’S RETAIL SALES in Santa Monica. Weathervane, an upscale women’s specialty store, is looking for an energetic, motivated, professional sales associate to work 3-4 days/wk. E-mail resume to weathervaneii@aol.com or fax (310) 393-2077 PART-TIME BACK office help in Palisades. Administrative duties, including data entry. Call Tasha, (310) 774-7177 ORGANIZED & EFFICIENT ASSISTANT needed for growing Pacific Palisades company. Phones, fax, internet. $28K+benefits. Call (310) 230-1295AUTOS 18b
CASH FOR YOUR CARS. Foreign or domestic. Running or not. We come to you. We handle all paperwork. Friendly, professional buyer. Please call (310) 995-5898 1997 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL. 100K miles. New brakes, new tires, new battery. $5,000 obo. Call (310) 457-3393 2004 VOLVO, S40. 26K miles, loaded Black and gray. $16,000. Firm. (310) 459-4569 1997 TOYOTA 4-RUNNER. Excellent condition, auto transmission, 2-wheel drive, 4 cylinder engine. 97K miles. $9,000. Call (310) 251-9055GARAGE, ESTATE SALES 18d
GREAT HIGH-END Garage Sale. SAT. 8/24, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. 1000 & 1001 Embury. Great vintage & non-vintage Great stuff for dealers! Furniture, quilts, pottery, clothes, books, gifts, etc. NEB ESTATE SALE. Fine furniture, designer men’s & women’s clothes. Books, more, good prices! SAT. 8/24, 8 A.M. to 1 P.M. NO early birds. 540 Erskine Drive (near Pali High). PALISADES GARAGE SALE. SAT. 9/24, 9 A.M. to 1:30 P.M. Furniture, clothes, books, records, odds and ends. 1111 Kagawa (north of Sunset) NEB. ESTATE/MOVING SALE. SAT./SUN., 9/24-25, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Hrs firm. 16960 Livorno. Fine furniture: Queen canopy bed, double 4-poster bed, dressers, lamps, din table w/ 2 leaves & 8 chairs, kitchen table & 4 chairs, etc. MOVING SALE: Fri.-Sat., 9/23 & 9/24, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Furniture, accessories, books, china, crystal, washer/dryer, refrigerator, kitchen items, plants, etc. 525 Muskingum Ave. SUPER SUNDAY YARD Sale. Clothes (kids/adults), appliances, household & computer stuff, books, toys. Come and take a look! SUN. 9/25, 9 A.M. to 2 P.M. No early birds. 572 Radcliffe Ave. PALISADES GARAGE sale. SUN. 9/25, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. 706 Radcliffe Ave. Furniture, baby stuff, dresser, toys, etc. SUNDAY ONLY.WANTED TO BUY 19
WANTED: Old tube guitar amplifiers, ’50s, ’60s, etc. Tommy, (310) 306-7746 – profeti2001@yahoo.com LOOKING for BMW 325i (mid-1990’s) with low mileage. Call (310) 428-9339The Palisadian Gypsy
When I attended a recent Chamber of Commerce breakfast for new members, Brian Lallement announced that he had just started a new business in town as a mobile notary and bilingual loan-signing agent. Making polite small talk afterwards, I asked him where he had learned to speak Spanish, and his answer began to reveal a fascinating life history. In his straightforward manner, the 51-year-old Lallement said he had picked up Spanish when the boats he was working on were docked in Latin American ports during his 23-year career in the oil exploration business. He had visited or worked in 40 countries, on every continent and ocean around the globe’and he had photographs to prove it. Growing up in Pacific Palisades, Lallement attended Marquez, Paul Revere and Palisades High before graduating from UCLA in 1977 with a major in geography and ecosystems. He looked for a job in the environmental area, but since it was a relatively new field (he was in only the third class to graduate with that major from UCLA), he was unsuccessful. Through a friend he landed a job with Western Geophysical, an oil-exploration company. Although his college training was in direct contrast to his job description, he was a pragmatist about making a living. Lallement flew from the Palisades to Houston to catch a plane for Egypt, where he spent the next eight months searching for oil in the desert. From there, the company transferred him to a ship where he was a junior observer. They laid “recording tapes” cables behind the boats and set off small explosions in order to get a geological picture of the sea floor. The sound, which echoes off the floor differently depending on the terrain, was recorded and geophysicists then interpreted the data. When looking for natural resources at sea, navigation is extremely important. “If you find oil, you have to be able to pinpoint where it is in the ocean,” Lallement explained. “There aren’t roads, labeled with signs like there on Sunset, helping you to find the location again.” Before global positioning systems, navigators and explorers used different methods to help ships pinpoint their location on the ocean. At one time they put three different radio points on land, using a triangulation to help find the exact spot on the water. From the boat, Lallement spent a month in a pup tent next to a 10-foot radio tower on an isolated and desolate area on the Venezuela coast. The company left him with enough food and water for several weeks. Alone with nothing but a radio for company, he also faced other hazards, such as being stranded. A fellow co-worker was left on a deserted island off of Nicaragua. Due to weather, the boat couldn’t retrieve him for months. He existed on coconuts until he was finally pulled off the island. In 1978, he worked off Yucatan. He was on the boat 10 days and then off for four. “I couldn’t talk to anybody when I went ashore,” he said, “so I started to learn Spanish.” Lallement is now fluent in Spanish, speaks French and Portuguese and can swear in Arabic. He smiled “In any foreign language,” he said, “you learn to say please, thank you, yes, no, count to 10 and curse.” Most of his stays on boats were eight weeks or shorter. “You can’t function in a floating industrial environment longer than that,” he said. “You can’t maintain a level of concentration and safety.” The first time he was aboard a boat, he was seasick. “I fed the fish for three days. After that, I only got sick the day after ‘indulging’ with friends the night before.” Then he reached the point that no matter how nasty the sea, he was never sick. There’s dangers living on the water: waterspouts, hurricanes, reefs and fires. “Fire’s the scary one,” Lallement said. “You don’t have anywhere to go.” Even though there are warnings for hurricanes, sea storms can come up with phenomenal rapidity, especially in the North Sea. “You spend four hours laying cable, then you have to pick it up in an hour. You ‘run’ for land and hide near islands.” In close quarters, the crew have to get along. “If you fight on board,” Lallement said, “you’re fired. It’s too isolated and too intense.” Brazil hired the Western Geophysical exploration department to do scientific research off Antarctica, measuring fissures on the sea floor. “That was the trip of a lifetime,” Lallement said. “Antarctica is where the Atlantic and Pacific ocean run into each other’and they’re not friends. It was nasty. There are 40-foot waves in the summer.” And the winter? “Nobody goes out then.” The waves are so strong that they come together and corkscrew. They’re so tall that a boat can’t ride the wave down the back; instead, it slams down into the trough with a big slap, and the steel hull of the ship vibrates. Lallement met his wife, Floralc Chacin, in Venezuela, but their marriage lasted only five years. He said it was hard for her to have a husband who was home just four months out of the year. They have a son, Robert, who is now 17, and plans to attend college in the United States next year. Six years ago, Lallement was aboard an Italian boat, with a Filipino crew, off the coast of Mozambique. They were surrounded by a Spanish fishing fleet. Since he spoke Portuguese, he was the only one able to communicate with the dock workers. It was then Lallement learned he was laid off again, for the fourth time. He decided to retire from that line of work and return to the Palisades. There’s no room on a boat to stockpile possessions. After all those years on the sea and his travels, Lallement has only photos and memories. Along with shots of beautiful sunsets, dolphins, and co-workers, his work shows the poor in nation after nation. It took him nearly three years to acclimate to the U.S. again. “Living in this country, we have so much,” he said. “We overuse so many resources. We don’t recycle anything, we trash it.” He showed me a picture of a bus that had been turned into a communication center in South Africa. “What would we do with a bus like that here?” he asked. “Scrap it, put it in the junk yard.” In the U.S. “use, throw away.” Rhetorically, he asked, “How many of these houses that we tear down here, could we recycle and give to the poor?” “We don’t use solar power here, because there are not enough people to get behind the politicians and put pressure on them.” Brian Lallement is in a position to comment; he’s spent years exploring for oil.
Sylvia: A Wow Bow-Wow Performance
Theater Review
“He who would write and can’t write, can surely review.” James Russell Lowell. “Sylvia,” a comedy by A.R. Gurney, is currently running at the Morgan-Wixson Theater, at 2627 Pico Blvd. in Santa Monica. A. R. Gurney is probably one of the nation’s most prolific playwrights. Born in 1930, he received his master’s degree in playwriting from Yale. His first major success was in 1982 with “The Dining Room.” Gurney has won several awards and his plays are produced constantly around the country. They are well adapted to Off-Broadway, regional and college theaters because they have few characters and simple settings. When “Sylvia” opened at the Manhattan Theater Club in 1995 with Sarah Jessica Parker as Sylvia, it was an instant success. It played to sold-out audiences and was subsequently moved to the John Houseman Theater off 42nd Street. “Sylvia” is a romantic comedy that involves a married couple Greg and Kate, “empty-nesters” who after 22 years of raising children in the suburbs have moved to Manhattan. Greg’s career as a financial planner is starting to wear on him, while Kate’s career seems on the rise. As a public school English teacher, she has well-received ideas of bringing Shakespeare to inner-city school students. Sylvia, the dog, played by Wendy Douglas, “adopts” Greg one day while he’s in the park musing about life. He brings Sylvia home and can’t understand Kate’s resistance to her. Kate finally agrees to a trial period, but if it doesn’t work, the dog has to go. Rather than realizing Greg is in the middle of a midlife crisis and trying to sort things out, Kate just wants things to be as they’ve always been. Their conflict pushes Greg to confide and share his musing with Sylvia rather than his wife. A battle for Greg’s affection between Sylvia and Kate ensues. The New York Times had this to say about Gurney’s play: “Dramatic literature is stuffed with memorable love scenes, but none is as immediately delicious and dizzy as the one that begins the redeeming affair in A.R. Gurney’s new comedy, ‘Sylvia”” The New York Daily News wrote: “I can only call it one of the most involving, beautiful, funny, touching and profound plays I have ever seen'” The play is clever and funny at times, but I’m not sure it warrants the raves these New York critics gave it. There are problems with some of the scenes. Kate’s occasional Shakespearean quotes seem forced. The midlife crisis issue gets lost at times with unwarranted “dog” issues like spaying. At one point Sylvia spies a cat, and the foul words being emitted are jarring. The entire play lies on the shoulders of the actress playing Sylvia, and Douglas is superb, sublime and a treat to watch! From the toss of her head as she finds out she’s part French poodle to the time she seductively strolls out to meet other dogs, it’s impossible to take your eyes off of her’the audience wonders what Sylvia might do next. The role is physically demanding, as Douglas jumps from sofa to floor to eagerly “dancing” at the door waiting for Greg to come home. She’s been a dancer for over 20 years, which probably contributes to her graceful and nuanced movement. In the role of Greg, a low-key David Burr is easy to watch. He understands the role, and makes Greg a sympathetic character. The audience believes this is a man going through a crisis. His wife Kate, Georgan George, is one-dimensional. In all fairness to the actress, the role is not written sympathetically, which makes George’s work twice as a hard. Playing three roles’a macho male, a society matron, and a sexually ambiguous therapist’Gregory Blair pulls off two of the three brilliantly. The funniest scene in the play is when society matron Phyllis commiserates with Kate before meeting Sylvia. In costuming a “dog,” Sherry Coon made excellent choices. Although she’s currently directing “All My Sons” at the Theatre Palisades, in the program she explains she wouldn’t normally try to costume one show while directing another, but the once-in-a-lifetime chance to put a cocktail dress on a dog was too much to pass up. In his bio, director Douglas Green talks of the love for his dog. He gets what Gurney is saying about how a dog is a man’s best friend. The cream of the play is brought out in his able hands. Part of the joy of this production is how easy it is to forget Wendy is an actress playing a dog. The play runs Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m., Sundays at 2 p.m., and there is one Saturday matinee September 24 at 2 p.m. The play runs through October 1. Tickets are $15 for general admission, $12 for seniors and $10 for students. Contact: 828-7519.
